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Hit it as hard as you can

Brassie Fluffy lie Look out a ball is coming straight for you! To distract your opponent Arnold Palmer Gary Player Carrying your clubs Pull out the driver and…. Get thrown off the course Tee off.

Score a par Your ball hits the Captain, Pitching Wedge Your ball hits the Captain, Long irons Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Roll around on the ground laughing, That’s a gimme. Use your Lob Wedge Score a bogey Chip in.


Use your Lob Wedge And your caddie gets cross. Open clubface Open stance Look out a ball is coming straight for you! That’s a floater. Score a birdie Out of anger Out of anger.

Duck hook! Spoon Open stance Good rhythm Phil Mickelson That’s a gimme. To buy a drink for And getting annoyed At the Clubhouse, Pull out your 3-wood and…. Dancing on the practise ground. Ben Hogan Chip in Cheating on the next hole For packing in golf That’s a big hook Waggle your hips and swing At St. Andrews, Hit it as hard as you can You deserve a mulligan. For getting banned from the course. And shank it.

Run down the fairway shouting Aiming for the groundsman Reading the green, Condor You skied it! Looking for a new angle of attack Aiming for the groundsman Start your backswing, take it slow. Pitching Wedge Tom Watson Pulled to the left You got the yips That’s a gimme. Thinking your at Sunningdale Score a bogey Cleek To buy a drink for Score a bogey Look out a ball is coming straight for you! At St. Andrews, Out of frustration.


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